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'You don't hire people for skills, you employ for attitude. You can always teach skills.'
– Herb Kelleher

— Nicky Gumbel (@nickygumbel) April 24, 2017

IKEA has responded to the £1,700 designer bag that looks just like their 40p baghttps://t.co/G7RgP2cSqP pic.twitter.com/1JS2lE8iOd

— The Poke (@ThePoke) April 26, 2017

For people who argue that technology is cheapening our discourse, this Telegraph letter is a withering retort. pic.twitter.com/c10DsCg9P9

— Stig Abell (@StigAbell) April 26, 2017

Just used geometry to calculate the cake tin I need if I halve the mix.

See kids, maths IS important. pic.twitter.com/VjWpRJHNVY

— Tamal Ray (@DrRayBakes) April 27, 2017

When he retired the senior crayon maker at Crayola admitted he was colour blind.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) April 27, 2017

More malaphors: 'you can't teach an old leopard new spots' , and 'until the cows freeze over'. Oh, and 'that's right up my cup of tea'.

— Susie Dent (@susie_dent) April 25, 2017

Our family-sized juice bottles are now £2 in @sainsburys. That’s ‘big enough for a family’, not ‘the size of a family’. That'd be too big. pic.twitter.com/3i4nLuOQ1e

— innocent drinks (@innocent) April 24, 2017

Jeremy Corbyn would win the election if only young people voted https://t.co/ltzWnSSXY6

— The Independent (@Independent) April 26, 2017

Another great sign. #marchforscience #ScienceMarch #ScienceMarchDC pic.twitter.com/oTjP6J4ioK

— Sarah Miller is a #seakraken fan (@scba) April 22, 2017

#sciencemarchdc This young lady must really care! In Ann Arbor's #marchforscience pic.twitter.com/0yYOlVmUu6

— Nancy Skinner (@ClimateTalker) April 23, 2017

#marchforscience #March4Sociology best protest sign ever??? pic.twitter.com/myQr1H7EpV

— Steve G. Hoffman (@namffoh_evets) April 22, 2017

Happy #EarthDay from the best sign at the #marchforscience!
Cc: @PodSaveAmerica #SeanSpicer #friendofthepod pic.twitter.com/i3I499BqRy

— AshleyBaxstrom (@AshBax_TBD) April 22, 2017

This is the world’s first full-sized Lego car, with a top speed of 30 kph. Even the engine is made of Lego. (Video by Steve Sammartino.) pic.twitter.com/OK0c9ChLNn

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) April 23, 2017

Six different administrations.

Note: creator asked that I not tag them in this tweet. pic.twitter.com/Z85zrbpPth

— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) April 21, 2017

You know when assistant refs run along the touch line holding their flags down? It makes me think of this. pic.twitter.com/01eKrrYmeM

— Richard Coles (@RevRichardColes) April 22, 2017

As a nurse it is my duty to inform the public that after 7 Tory years the NHS has been decimated. You and your children's health is at risk https://t.co/knvS436i2g

— Barbara Campbell (@RedBarb_) April 20, 2017

@fabucat I thought you might love this. It was the funniest sign at the science at the Albuquerque March Saturday. pic.twitter.com/0GoH3xWAlH

— Chacha 👊🏾👁 🇭🇹🧜🏽‍♀️ (@sachie2021) April 24, 2017

Result of the competition to name this lake even better than Boaty McBoatface https://t.co/riRccCWUNP pic.twitter.com/WWE5C5mbFj

— The Poke (@ThePoke) April 29, 2017

The best news story about a guinea pig you’ll ever read (via @Alsboy)https://t.co/h5jbtikply pic.twitter.com/GQsFQLueI6

— The Poke (@ThePoke) April 28, 2017

My superpower is always dropping my phone but never breaking it.

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) April 29, 2017

A deaf baby hears for the first time. Thousands of hours of patient experimentation went into this. Science is glory https://t.co/DV1Rq75rne

— Amol Rajan (@amolrajan) April 29, 2017